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2nd day of supplementary. Not much different from yesterday as we keep doing Maths, the only different from today and yesterday is today Mdm Mary gave us chocolate. LOL.

Anyway Mdm Mary had given us a lot of homework, personally I feel a lot luhh... Never mind, I've planned my schedule already. (: So I have a proper time to do revision + Mr Ho or Mdm Chang never give homework because I never add theirs in my schedule but I also don't wish to have.

Since everyone is SO stressed up now I shall post some jokes to relax. (:

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
Class: Maria.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!

Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
Millie: I is..
Teacher: No, Millie... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher

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